Today is National Dog Head Friday — Happy DHF!
Technically, an owl is just a giant butthole.
Technically every animal has the same five parts.
Whenever you enter a room, animal experts recommend checking for black panthers first.
Here’s what we know now:
- When an emotional support hamster is flushed down an airplane toilet mid-flight, there’s a 34% chance he’ll land gently on the back of a horse and ride to safety.
- Only 11% of emotional support hamsters believe women should have the right to vote.
If you see a dog over 10 years old, you can call him a “Perfect Douglas” if that’s something you’re interested in.
Despite his reputation for lacking intelligence, animal experts now understand the following about the turkey:
- Mentally stable
- Like, really smart
- Would qualify as not smart but genius
- A very stable genius