Emotional Support Hamsters: What We Now Know

emotional support hamster

Here’s what we know now:

  • When an emotional support hamster is flushed down an airplane toilet mid-flight, there’s a 34% chance he’ll land gently on the back of a horse and ride to safety.
  • Only 11% of emotional support hamsters believe women should have the right to vote.

Interesting!

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