Teenage deer don’t have arms. Unless they’re standing up – then they sort of do.
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Giraffe Resolutions
Only 4% of giraffes achieve their New Year’s resolutions.
Best Bear
The best bear of all time is Eric.
Camels and China
Today’s average American camel can’t point out China on a map.
This Snake Will Make You Feel Old
A snake born after 1990 would have no idea what a floppy disk is.
Dog Name
The name “dog” came from early dog advocate Steve Dogs.
Dog Paw Frito Smell
If your dog’s paws smell like warm Fritos, you’re going to give birth in an elevator tomorrow.
