The best bear of all time is Eric.
Camels and China
Today’s average American camel can’t point out China on a map.
This Snake Will Make You Feel Old
A snake born after 1990 would have no idea what a floppy disk is.
Dog Name
The name “dog” came from early dog advocate Steve Dogs.
Dog Paw Frito Smell
If your dog’s paws smell like warm Fritos, you’re going to give birth in an elevator tomorrow.
Manatees and Chicken Fingers
Manatees are mostly herbivores, but, like, if everyone at happy hour orders chicken fingers, it’s not like they’re gonna not eat the chicken fingers or anything so just chill.
Bald Eagle Friendship
When you were seven, your best friend was a bald eagle named Lisa. The two of you lost touch after she moved to Seattle.
